Dad Bod

[Intro – Spoken Over Beat]
Yeah, I’m not ripped…
I’m relatable.
Not shredded…
Just seasoned.
Built like a good Saturday nap.
Dad. Bod. Deluxe.

[Chorus – TikTok Hook]
I’m built like a weekend
Big tee, big shorts, still peakin’
Grill smoke risin’ — I’m heatin’
You flex abs, I flex feelin’s

Crocs in sport mode, bring the spice
Midriff? Nah — I got mid-life
Belly out, but the vibe’s tight
She said “you comfy?” I said “that’s right.”

[Verse – Swagger Flow]
Lawn mowed clean, cooler full of dreams
Tan lines wild, but the confidence beams
T-shirt long like a curtain swag
Shorts so big they could double as a sleeping bag

I don’t jog — I stroll with flair
Got dad jokes and luxurious chest hair
I creak when I move, but I groove on beat
Snack game strong, and I still bring heat

[Bridge – Chant Style]
Hot like mayo in the sun
Sexy in a Home Depot run
Dad bod rising, abs declining
Still got her number — reclining

[Outro – Loop Hook for TikTok]
Built like a weekend (uh)
Nap game undefeated (yeah)
I don’t chase — I grill
And she said “he’s real.”